Bus talk

Travel day. Overheard on the bus to the airport:

Do you want some coffee?
-Sure. I’'d also like a new body, and a big bank account.

Did you hear those people at 3 am last night?
-Uh…
Maybe you were that person.

In my hometown, nobody goes to therapy. If you go to therapy they think you'’re retarded.

Boy dancer:
-I did swimming but it was so monotonous. Can’'t I go under the floats into the next lane? Can'’t I make pretty patterns? I'’d like to do synchronized swimming. I'’d be the girl in the middle - the one that gets tossed.